I am really special cause there s only one of me
Look at my smile, I m so damn happy, other people are jealous of me
When I m sad and lonely I like to sing this song
It cheers me up and shows me that I won t be sad for long
Oh-oh-oh

I m so happy, I can barely breathe
Puppy dogs and sugar frogs and kitten s baby teeth
Watch out all you mothers, I m happy to my core
Happy as a cucumber; a 20-dollar-whore
Oh-oh-oh

I am really happy; Sugar-coated me
Happy - good, anger - bad
That s my philosophy

[spoken]
I can t do this man, I m not happy

I am really special cause there s only one of me!
Look at my smile, I m so damn happy, other people are jealous of me!
These are my love handles, and this is my spout
But if you tip me over then momma say knock you out

I am special, I am happy, I am gonna heave
Welcome to my happy world, now get your shit and leave

I am happy, I am good, I am -- I m outta here
Screw you